Every
sign has its strengths and weaknesses.
What strikes
terror in the heart of a Leo seems like a minor annoyance to
a Capricorn. Things that drive Cancer wild with frustration
evoke a hearty laugh from Aquarius. If you'd like to make your
life -- or somebody else's -- a little smoother, be aware of
each sign's special bugaboos.
Aries (March
21 - April 19) 
You Rams understand that the shortest distance between two points
is a straight line. That's why anything that slows you down
can make your fiery temper rise.
What to avoid: Waiting in line at the post office or DMV; mediation
counseling with your ex; art museums; lazy roommates; traffic
jams; people who stand in your way; pointless discussions; boring
movies; too much foreplay.
Your survival pack: A well-loaded iPod; online shopping; Aries
friends; a lifetime gym membership; hot-box yoga; someone to
vent with; a dart board; a good tennis partner.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20) 
You might have a hard time getting up in the morning or making
a quick decision, Taurus, but once you get going, nobody can
stop your forward motion. You love what you love, and there's
no arguing with you about it.
What to avoid: Ugly objects; fake environments; quick showers;
scratchy clothing; flirty partners; forced change; windowless
offices; fast-food jobs; nagging mothers.
Your survival pack: A flush wallet; a chia pet; a chamois scarf;
well-fluffed pillows; a faithful lover; a drive in the country;
aromatherapy bubble bath; your favorite collection.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20) 
You Geminis are way social. You love hanging out with friends
and can't stand being bored for a minute. Multi-tasking was
created by the Twins.
What to avoid: Too much routine; long lectures; just one choice;
a jealous date; an empty calendar; a long drive with no rest
stops.
Your survival pack: A full address book; two TVs; text-messaging;
TiVo; a 60 gigabyte video iPod; faithful friends, and lots of
them; People magazine.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22) 
Your crab shell comes in handy, Cancer, because without it you
are all mush. When your security is threatened, you go into
protection mode.
What to avoid: Bungee jumping; risky investments; an empty cupboard;
long business trips; unemotional partners; fast food; snow camping;
biker bars.
Your survival pack: Home-cooked meals; a down comforter; old
friends; photo albums; family keepsakes; good chocolate.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22) 
You were born for great things, Leo, so resist the urge to fit
in. Don't be too quick to share the spotlight -- you're happiest
when all eyes are on you.
What to avoid: Sitting in the back row; required uniforms; being
ignored; too much time alone; a dead-end job; a date who is
self-absorbed; mediocrity; coloring inside the lines.
Your survival pack: Admiring friends; karaoke in a crowded bar;
a full-length mirror; dinner at a five-star restaurant; a flashy
car; great sunglasses.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22) 
You've been blessed with a fine eye for detail, Virgo, but that
means you have high standards for everyone, including yourself.
Reduce your stress by cutting everyone some slack once in a
while. The rest of the time, sidestep situations that push your
"need-for-order" buttons.
What to avoid: Sloppy roommates; apartments with no closets;
tiny kitchens; a disheveled date; an itinerary-less vacation;
a hotel room with no iron; overpriced stores.
Your survival pack: Paper for making lists; other Virgos; a
job with deadlines; great deals on quality stuff; good books;
closet organizers; a leather-bound day-planner.
Libra
(September 23 - October 22) 
Ruled by the planet Venus, you're especially sensitive to your
environment, Libra ... the people around you as well as your
space. Take pains to keep your world beautiful and harmonious.
What to avoid: People who pick arguments for fun; a dark office;
violent films; dull clothes; a partner who criticizes you; anonymity;
too much routine; noisy apartments.
Your survival pack: Fresh flowers; lavender bath oil; gentle,
caring friends; meditation music; shopping; a trip to the spa;
a surprise date at a romantic restaurant.
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21) 
You're one of the deeper -- and darker -- signs of the zodiac,
Scorpio, and that's just the way you like it. More than others,
you understand there is no happiness without pain. Nothing makes
you crazier than someone telling you "smile!" or "cheer
up!"
What to avoid: Game shows; cheerleading competitions; boy band
concerts; half-full glasses; mysteries that have already been
solved; direct sunlight; people who ask too many personal questions;
dating someone with bad credit.
Your survival pack: Melancholy Britpop; black eyeliner; true
crime novels; thunderstorms; "Six Feet Under' on DVD; a
private savings account.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21) 
You're a wanderer, Sagittarius -- you roam around and around
and around. To you, a life without adventure is a life without
purpose. Timid friends won't be your buds for long.
What to avoid: Familiar faces and places; boundaries and limitations;
homebodies; routines; know-it-alls; half-empty glasses; someone
who tells you "you can't."
Your survival pack: A road map; a full tank of gas; trusty companions;
a new destination; newspapers and philosophy books; causes to
fight for; a parachute.
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19) 
You'll climb the ladder of success, dear Goat, but your insecurities
may plague you on the way to the top. Don't underestimate your
talents.
What to Avoid: A smothering mother; beating yourself up; rebels
and outlaws; undefined goals; anything less than an A+; a high
maintenance lover.
Your Survival Pack: Your security badge; daily affirmations;
a five-year plan; precise measuring tools; good hiking boots;
a to-do list; ambitious friends.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18) 
Not everybody shares your ability to make brilliant deductions,
Aquarius. While others are trying to figure out how to program
TiVo, you've hit upon an idea that blows quantum physics out
of the water.
What to Avoid: The limelight; celebrity gossip; straight and
narrow friends; linear thinking; a partner who needs you to
be emotionally available
Your Survival Pack: A telescope; your PDA; an astrology calendar;
a community of friends; eccentric outfits; a skylight.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20) 
You desire transcendence, but take care how you escape reality,
Pisces. The Fish may get his or her highs from dance and meditation
... or from booze and too much daydreaming.
What to Avoid: Jobs that require "attention to detail";
housecleaning; a nit-picky roommate; shoes that don't fit; hard
science; too much to drink; a lover who hates to cuddle.
Your Survival Pack: A large DVD collection; dance shoes; an
aquarium; a meditation cushion; group therapy; visits to the
ocean; romantic poetry.

*Consultation
with a health care professional should occur before applying
adjustments or treatments to the body, consuming medications
or nutritional supplements and before dieting, fasting or exercising.
None of these activities are herein presented as substitutes
for competent medical treatment. See
Disclaimer.