Let's
Laugh
Rodney Dangerfield 1921-2004
"There goes the neighborhood!"
Epitaph
on Rodney Dangerfield's gravestone.
"When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother.
And when I
went out and bought an Apple computer ...
it had a worm in it! I'm tellin' ya, I just don't get no respect!"
Sleeping
on a 'burrowed' blanket.
The 'bedwomb'.
We all
have different sleep cycles.
Okay,
you found the truck!
Now, where's the needle?
