Baby Boomers' Bike Path
1.
A bicycle can't stand alone: It's two tired.
2.
A will: Is a dead giveaway.
3.
Time Flies like an arrow; Fruit Flies like a banana.
4.
A backward poet writes inverse.
5.
A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.
6.
When a clock is hungry: It goes back four seconds.
7.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine: Was fully
recovered.
8.
You are stuck with your debt: If you can't budge it.
9.
He broke into song: Because he couldn't find the key.
10.
A calendar's days: Are numbered.
11.
A boiled egg: Is Hard to beat.
12.
He had a photographic memory: Which was never developed.
13.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: A small
medium at large.
14.
Those who get too big for their britches: Will be exposed
in the end.
15.
When you've seen one shopping centre: You've seen a-mall.
16.
If you jump off a Paris bridge: You are in Seine.
17.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair: She thought
she'd dye.
18.
Santa's helpers are: Subordinate clauses.
19.
Acupuncture: A jab well done.
20.
Marathon runners with bad shoes: Suffer the agony of de-feet.
21.
The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference: He acquired his size from too much pi.
22.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island: But
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
23.
She was only a whisky maker: But he loved her still.
24.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class:
Because it was a weapon
of math disruption.
25.
No matter how much you push the envelope: It'll still
be stationery.
26.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road: And was cited
for littering.
27.
Two silk worms had a race: They ended up in a tie.
28.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall: The police
are looking into it.
29.
Atheism: Is a non-prophet organization.
30.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger: Then
it hit me.
31.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep
off the Grass.'
32.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was: A nurse
said, 'No change yet."
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