WARNING
BEYOND THIS POINT
THE ONE AND ONLY
For
mature, meat-eaters
with clogged arteries only!
Sing
'n swing along
to the 'Heart Attack Burger' song.
Click
here!
See
the 'Heart Attack Grill' on Dateline.
Click
here!
Mmmm!
Good stuff, Bubba!
The
'Heart Attack Burger' Song
by Gilbert Bass
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here
to sing and dance along.
Oh
those Heart Attack Burgers
Keep you coming back for more.
Those Heart Attack Burgers
Keep you coming back for more.
For Baby, that's the taste
That's worth dying for.
Try
the Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
Grab that Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
And if you eat the Triple,
Man you must be King Kong.
Ask
the Doc behind the counter
What he would advise.
Ask the White Coat flipping burgers
What he would advise.
You'll be served by sexy nurses
And man that's paradise.
After
Heart Attack burgers,
you don't need no rocking chair.
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here
to sing and dance along.
Another Side of The So-Protein Story
*Any use of medical personnel images above is only intended as a parody. And none of the men and women pictured on the HeartAttackGrill.com Web site actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. NO therapeutic treatments, whatsoever, are offered aside from laughter. See Disclaimer.