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For mature, meat-eaters with clogged arteries only!

                                      

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Mmmm!
Good stuff, Bubba!

The 'Heart Attack Burger' Song
By Gilbert Bass

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Sing and dance along.

Well those Heart Attack Burgers
They keep you coming back for more.
Well those Heart Attack Burgers
They keep you coming back for more.
For Baby, that's the taste
That's worth dying for.

Now try the Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
Just grab the Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
And if you try the Triple,
Man you must be King Kong.

Oh that Heart Attack Burger
I can't tell you no lies.
You see that Heart Attack Burger
Tastes better with Flat-line Fries.

Umm ask the 'Doc' behind the counter
Whether he would advise.
Ask that 'White Coat' flipping burgers
What he would advise.
You'll be served by the sexy nurses
And man that's paradise.

Umm that Heart Attack Burger
I can't tell you no lies.
You see that Heart Attack Burger
Even tastes better with Flat-line Fries.

Just ask the 'Doc' behind the counter
Whether he would advise.
Just ask that 'White Coat' flipping burgers
What he would advise.
See you'll be served by the sexy nurses
And man that's paradise.

 

                         
                                                                            

           

After Heart Attack burgers, 'I don't need no rocking chair.'

Sing and dance along.

      

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