WARNING

BEYOND THIS POINT
THE ONE AND ONLY
  
For mature, meat-eaters
with clogged arteries only!


Sing 'n swing along
to the 'Heart Attack Burger' song.
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See the 'Heart Attack Grill' on Dateline.
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Mmmm!
Good stuff, Bubba!


The 'Heart Attack Burger' Song
by Gilbert Bass
Click here to sing and dance along.

Oh those Heart Attack Burgers
Keep you coming back for more.
Those Heart Attack Burgers
Keep you coming back for more.
For Baby, that's the taste
That's worth dying for.

Try the Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
Grab that Single Bypass Burger
Or the Double if you're strong.
And if you eat the Triple,
Man you must be King Kong.

Ask the Doc behind the counter
What he would advise.
Ask the White Coat flipping burgers
What he would advise.
You'll be served by sexy nurses
And man that's paradise.

After Heart Attack burgers,
'You don't need no rocking chair.'
Click here to sing along!

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*Any use of medical personnel images above is only intended as a parody. And none of the men and women pictured on the HeartAttackGrill.com Web site actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. NO therapeutic treatments, whatsoever, are offered aside from laughter. See Disclaimer.