According to
George Carlin
1938-2008 Caution: Some viewers
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"Think
about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s
an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do,
every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list
of 10
things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things
he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture
and
anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke
and
scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time. BUT HE LOVES
YOU!
He loves you, and he needs money. He always needs money!" --
George Carlin
