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grrrrrrrr...grrrrrrrr...grrrrrrrrr

And then there's this.

THE ARROGANCE OF AUTHORITY

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an elderly rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there...", as he pointed
out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government behind me!" Reaching into his rear pants
pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this
badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land, no
questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear...do you understand?"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up,
and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by
the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. See below.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed
likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The
officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to
the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs. (I just love this part.)
Your badge, show him your BADGE!

And this is what can happen if you don't show the bull your badge.

In this photo taken Friday, October 7, 2011, Spanish bullfighter
Juan Jose Padilla, 39, lies on the arena after being gored in the face
by a bull during a bullfight in the northeastern city of Zaragoza, Spain.
Padilla suffered eye, bone, muscle and skin damage when the bull
pinned him to the ground and gored him. (AP Photo/Elena Munoz)

      

 

 

 

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