The Koala Joint

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey, Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a
few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he
was going to go get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he
leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over
to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explained to the crocodile
that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint,
but got so stoned that he fell into the river while taking a drink.

Then the crocodile said, "I gotta go check this out," and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,"Hey, you!"

The koala looked down, blinked his eyes, and said,

"Damn, dude! How much water did you drink?"