Millions of pounds of rubber are worn
from tires on roadways each year

and nobody knows where it goes.

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

Blood Plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded

in halves more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

Most food-borne human illnesses

are related to the eating of flesh foods.

Jesus survived the crucifixion

according to this eyewitness account.

Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

THE KING OF HEARTS IS THE ONLY KING

WITHOUT A MUSTACHE.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet
that rotates clockwise.

Venus is normally
associated with women.
What does this tell you?

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient

at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are
 
from YOUR DEAD SKIN.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney

was afraid of MICE!

Pearls melt

in VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names are

Marlboro     Budweiser
in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs

but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo.

No one knows why!

Dentists now recommend

that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne
particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep mine in the living room!)

And ...

Isn't the phenomenal power of the human mind amazing?

According to a researcher at Cambridge University, it does not matter in what order the letters in a word are; the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but reads the words as a whole. Amazing, and I always thought spelling was important.

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Tnrsalatoin

To properly document that you were aware of necessary repairs at your rental property, you should establish a written maintenance request program that requires your tenants to promptly notify you in writing of any needed repairs. You should then keep a written record of the work done and the completion date. If the tenants are at fault, because of carelessness or even incidental damage, they have violated the lease agreement and would be responsible for the cost of the repairs.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(It seems like some people can do that, too!)

Now you know!