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Who's On First!
Continues

Costello:  Got a catcher?

Abbott:  Certainly!

Costello:  The catcher’s name?

Abbott:  Today.

Costello:  Today? And Tomorrow’s pitching?

Abbott:  Now, you’ve got it.

Costello:  All we got is a couple of days on the team. You know, I’m a catcher too.

Abbott:  So they tell me.

Costello:  I get behind the plate, do some fanSY catching. Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.

Abbott:  Yes.

Costello:  Now, the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball, and throw it to who?

Abbott:  Now that’s the first thing that you’ve said right.

Costello:  I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

Abbott:  Well that’s all you have to do!

Costello:  Is throw the ball to first base?

Abbott:  Yes.

Costello:  Now who’s got it?

Abbott:  Naturally.

(Pause)

Costello:  Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s got to get it. Now who has it?

Abbott:  Naturally.

Costello:  Who?

Abbott:  Naturally.

Costello:  Naturally?

Abbott:  Naturally.

Costello:  So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally?

Abbott:  No you don’t! You throw the ball to Who!

Costello:  Naturally.

Abbott:  That’s different.

Costello:  That’s what I said.

Abbott:  You’re not saying that.

Costello:  I throw the ball to Naturally?

Abbott:  You throw it to Who.

Costello:  Naturally.

Abbott:  That’s it.

Costello:  That’s what I said!

Abbott:  Listen, you ask me.

Costello:  I throw the ball to who?

Abbott:  Naturally.

Costello:  Now, you ask me!

Abbott:  You throw the ball to Who?

Costello:  Naturally.

Abbott:  That’s it.

Costello:  Same as you!

Abbott:  You just changed them around.

Costello:  Same as you! I throw the ball to Who. Whoever it is drops the ball, the guy runs to second, Who picks up the ball, throw’s it to What, What throw’s it to I Don’t Know, I Don’t Know throw’s it back to Tomorrow, triple play!

Abbott:  Yes.

Costello:  Another guy gets up, and it’s a long fly ball to because. Why? I don’t know, he’s on third, and I don’t give a darn!

Abbott:  Oh … what?

Costello:  I said, I don’t give a darn!

Abbott:  Oh ... that’s our short stop!

The life and passing of Lou Costello

See the Jack Benny classic with Mel Blanc as Sy.

THE END

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THE REAL STORY
Will Sy see Sue and Sam soon? Si!

A man and his wife met Sy at the Mexico International
Airport while waiting to board a plane on their way back home.

MAN: Hello, sir! What's your name?

SY: Sy.

MAN: Sy?

SY: Si.

MAN: Are you traveling to California, too?

SY: Si.

MAN: Were you vacationing in Mexico?

SY: Si.

MAN: Where are you going in California?

SY: Sonora.

MAN: Sonora, California?

SY: Si.

MAN: Were you visiting family in Mexico?

SY: Si.

MAN: Whom did you visit?

SY: Sue.

Man: Sue?

SY: Si.

MAN: Your sister?

SY: Si.

MAN: Is she married?

SY: Si.

MAN: What’s Sue's husband’s name?

SY: Sam.

MAN: Sam?

SY: Si.

MAN: And, what does Sue do?

SY: Sew.

MAN: She sews?

SY: Si.

MAN: She's a seamstress?

SY: Si.

MAN: What does Sam do?

SY: Sue.

MAN: Sue?

SY: Si.

MAN: So, Sam's a lawyer?

SY: Si.

MAN: Do Sue and Sam travel?

SY: Si.

MAN: To see you?

SY: Si.

MAN: Will you be traveling to Mexico, again?

SY: Soon.

MAN: Very soon?

SY: Si.

MAN: Do you see Sue and Sam often?

SY: Si.

MAN: Well, so long, Sy! Hope to see ya soon. --

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