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While this C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s
on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and the crew take you safely to Afghanistan." When
the attendant came by, an old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth
row said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I could have two double scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crew member,
"We no longer call it 'The Cockpit'.
We call it 'The Box Office'."

THE END