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Favorite Funny Signs

  Sign on a septic tank truck in Oregon:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.“

  Sign over a gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

  Sign on a plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

  On another plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip! Call your plumber!”

  Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

  At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

  On a plastic surgeon’s office door:
“Hello! Can we pick your nose?”

  At a towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows!”

  On an electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

  In a nonsmoking area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

  On a maternity room door:
“Push! Push! Push!”

  At an optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

  On a taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff!”

  In a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

  On a fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

  At an auto dealership:
“The best way to get back on you feet … miss a car payment.”

  Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!”

  In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

  At an electric company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be!”

  In a restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry! Come on in and get fed up.”

  In the front yard of a funeral home:
“Drive carefully! We’ll wait!”

  At a propane filling station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”

  At a Chicago radiator shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak!"

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