then there's this.
A DEA officer
stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an elderly rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over
there...", as he pointed
out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister,
I have the
authority of the Federal Government behind me!" Reaching
into his rear pants
pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on
any land, no
questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear...do
nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked
and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by
the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. See below.
step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed
likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools,
the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs. (I just love this
Your badge, show him your BADGE!
And this is
what can happen if you don't show the bull your badge.
In this photo
taken Friday, October 7, 2011, Spanish bullfighter
Juan Jose Padilla, 39, lies on the arena after being gored in
by a bull during a bullfight in the northeastern city of Zaragoza,
Padilla suffered eye, bone, muscle and skin damage when the bull
pinned him to the ground and gored him. (AP Photo/Elena Munoz)