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MASTER CARD WEDDING
You've got to love this guy!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
said he especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift, just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to surveil them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---
Then he turned to his new bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing the next day.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy went through with
the charade, as if nothing had happened.
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding
and reception, and then trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has cojones the size of a bull.
Now, how about a MasterCard
'priceless' commercial out of all of this?
wedding reception for 300
family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating
the occasion: $3,000.
Deluxe two-week honeymoon
accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they
see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's MASTERCARD!