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You've got to love this guy!

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances.

He said he especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift, just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to surveil them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to his new bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing the next day.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy went through with the charade, as if nothing had happened.

The Groom's Revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and then trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has cojones the size of a bull.

Now, how about a MasterCard
'priceless' commercial out of all of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300
family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating
the occasion: $3,000.

Deluxe two-week honeymoon
accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they
see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's MASTERCARD!