You
think you've got PC issues?
TECH
SUPPORT: "How can I help you?"
CALLER: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing
noises so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer
started hissing and cracking, then started smoking with a bad smell,
then nothing."
TECH SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing
this morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find
the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give
me your address and phone number, and a technician will be there just
as soon as he can."
When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer
was and told him what happened, this is what he found.
The
technician told her: "It must have been after the 'mouse'!"
The woman didn't think that was very funny at all!
But
wait! Here's another one.
CALLER:
Hi, our printer is not working.
TECH SUPPORT: What is wrong with it?
CALLER: The mouse is jammed.
TECH SUPPORT: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!
CALLER: Oh really? ... Let me send you a picture!