You think you've got PC issues?

You think you've got PC issues?

TECH SUPPORT: "How can I help you?"

CALLER: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking with a bad smell, then nothing."

TECH SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address and phone number, and a technician will be there just as soon as he can."

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was and told him what happened, this is what he found.

The technician told her: "It must have been after the 'mouse'!" The woman didn't think that was very funny at all!

But wait! Here's another one.

CALLER: Hi, our printer is not working.

TECH SUPPORT: What is wrong with it?

CALLER: The mouse is jammed.

TECH SUPPORT: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!

CALLER: Oh really? ... Let me send you a picture!