Military humor is next!
For men only!
discretion is advised.
this C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s
on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits,
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
Judith Campbell, and the crew take you safely to Afghanistan."
the attendant came by, an old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth
row said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew
God," he said, "I wish I could have two double scotch and
I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crew member,
"We no longer call it 'The Cockpit'.
We call it 'The Box Office'."