Sick humor for adults only.

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Beyond this point things go from bad to worse.
Some content may be considered offensive.
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For mature and really twisted minds only!

This cop gave this gal a ticket for 'no helmet'.
What was he thinking?

Really big eaters have smaller feet.

A chick with big knockers.

A pressed fairy.

Mom: "Don't run around with a fork!"

Kid: "Don't fork around while yer running!"

The invincibility of youth is a lot of bull!

Noah, the first environmentalist.

Senior Environmentalist

 

Hmmm! Looks like a busted bumper!

Adults Only Eye Test

If you cannot decipher this test now,
try pulling the outer corner of both eyes.

No wonder we couldn't find bin Laden!

Bumper cars gone awry.

No dog legs here!

See what happens when you fool around?

4 Stages of a male's life

Single

Married

'Lion' Together

Divorced

To My Darling Husband.

"Before you return from your trip, I just want to let you know
about the little accident I had with your pick up truck.
Fortunately, the damage isn't too bad. More importantly, I
didn't get hurt. So please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into
the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but
your truck came to a halt when it bumped into our car.
I am really sorry, but I know that with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a
picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife." (Scroll down past photo.)

P.S. Your girlfriend called while you were out!

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