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We all have different sleep cycles.
The 'bedwomb'.
Sleeping on a 'burrowed' blanket.
Okay, you found the truck! Now, where's the needle?
There's always that ten percent!
Okay ... Okay! Everybody shift to the right!
Favorite Funny Signs
Sign on a septic tank truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.“ Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” Sign on a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip! Call your plumber!” Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.” At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.” On a plastic surgeon’s office door: “Hello! Can we pick your nose?” At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows!” On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On a maternity room door: “Push! Push! Push!” At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff!” In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.” At an auto dealership: “The best way to get back on you feet … miss a car payment.” Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!” In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” At an electric company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be!” In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry! Come on in and get fed up.” In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully! We’ll wait!” At a propane filling station: “Thank heaven for little grills.” At a Chicago radiator shop: “Best place in town to take a leak!"
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