WARNING
THIS STUFF IS FOR
MATURE WOMEN ONLY
Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged
him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother
seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could
say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why
women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone,
he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special."
"I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight
of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the
rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness
and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any
and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very
badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults
and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts
his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve
to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively
to use whenever it is needed.
That tear holds more then men could understand.
If a man was to shed her tear it would look enormous.
For a woman's tear is full of unconditional love,
power, sacrifice, beauty, pain, and compassion. All ten fold
of what a Man is able to feel.
And that is my son, why I made her close to being Supernatural.
She's my gift to the world; she's an Angel on Earth.
Love her and praise her for there will be no other here on
Earth that will Love you like I do then your Mother."
"You see my son," said God, "The beauty of
a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she
carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman
must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her
heart - the place where love resides." --
And then there's this.
A
spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine
or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class
into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine
or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely
be of the feminine gender ('la com putadora'), because:
No
one but their creator understands their internal logic;
The
native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
Even
the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval, and;
As
soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
IT GETS BETTER!
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should
be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
In
order to do anything with them, you have to turn them
on;
They
have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
They
are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem, and;
As
soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better
model.
The women won.
