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Meticul Turms
 Artery: the study of
paintings
Bacteria: the back door
of a cafeteria
Barium: what doctors
do when a patient dies
Bowel: a letter like:
a, e, i, o or u
Cesarean Section: a
neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: searching
for a lost kitty
Cauterize: made eye
contact with her
Colic: a sheep dog
D & C: where Washington
is
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
Genital: not a Jew
G. I. Series: soldier
ball game
Hangnail: coat hook
Impotent: distinguished,
well known
Labor Pain: getting
hurt at work
Medical Staff: a doctor's
cane
Morbid: a higher offer
Nitrates: cheaper than
day rates
Node: was aware of
Outpatient: a person
who has fainted
Pap Smear: a fatherhood
test
Pelvis: a cousin of
Elvis
Postoperative: undercover
letter carrier
Recovery Room: a place
to do upholstery
Rectum: dang near killed
'em
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: a small table
Terminal Illness: getting
sick at the airport
Tumor: one more than
one
Urine: opposite of "you're
out"
Varicose: nearby
Vein: conceited
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